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starphotographs ([personal profile] starphotographs) wrote in [community profile] rainbowfic2015-07-31 09:20 pm

Admin Yellow 27

Name: [personal profile] starphotographs
Story: Corwin and Friends
Supplies and Styles: Graffiti (Summer Carnival, Duck Gallery: http://s1241.photobucket.com/user/rainbowficmods/media/Dead%20Time%202015/tumblr_nm7gu61YPr1rp8rbso2_400.png.html)
Characters: Spenser (POV), Tyler
Colors: Admin Yellow 27 (If you're going to do something wrong, do it right.)
Word Count: 285
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Choose not to warn.
Summary: Tyler has a recurring dream.
Note: I thought that one was fun, too. So here’s a bit more of it. :D


Tyler and I were sitting at the bar. Having what seemed like a normal evening, shooting the shit, talking about people we used to work with back at the garage that we didn’t like, crap like that. Then I realized he was probably just waiting for a lull in the conversation so he could ambush me.

“So like, I had another goddamn Cheeseburger Dragon dream last night.”

Not this shit again.

“Well, did it finally get its fuckin’ burger?”

He shook his head.

“Man, don’t even get me started! I like, tried to get it a burger again, because I figured, y’know, maybe I knew the rules better this time.”

I almost spit out my beer.

“…The rules?”

“Yeah, dude, the rules! Remember I said that people were, like, tryin’a get me in trouble for havin’ a dragon? Well, I decided to walk under it, and behind its legs and shit. But it kept almost steppin’ on me, so that was a whole big ordeal. And I kept seeing all these burger places, for like a second, but then a huge flippin’ leg would come down and block me, and by the time it was safe to turn, the fuckin’ burger place was nowhere in sight. It was just frustrating! I wanted to be all like… ‘Get those big dumbass feet out of my face so I can help you!’

Tyler got really into his story, and I had to clutch my glass protectively to keep him from accidentally knocking it over.

“Um, Tyler?”

He gulped down the rest of his beer, belched so loudly it turned a few heads, and swiveled around on his barstool.

“Yeah?”

“Are you sure that was, I dunno… Regular weed?”
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[personal profile] kay_brooke 2015-08-01 05:56 am (UTC)(link)
I'm thinking probably not, Spenser.

Though it's sort of a messed up version of those dreams where you have to pee really badly but can never find a toilet.
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[personal profile] bookblather 2015-08-10 12:24 am (UTC)(link)
Maybe it was cheeseburger weed?
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[personal profile] novel_machinist 2015-08-13 12:53 pm (UTC)(link)
LMFAO. Oh my god the burger dragon is my new favorite.