Author: novel_machinist
Story: The Devil is a Gentleman
Colors: Octarine 10. Just because it's not nice doesn't mean it's not miraculous, Clay 2. Pottery
Supplies and Styles: Graffiti (Light the Flamethrower/Hollywood Reboot)
Word Count: 200+
Rating: PG
Summary: Surely DiaG was meant to be a supernatural romcom chick flick, right?
Warnings: Character death
Notes: Turnabout, etc


VOICEOVER: When Alan and I met, it seemed like a story out of a fairytale.

(Montage of scenes showing ALAN and CARLA in a meet cute, laughing in a fountain, looking at stars, talking on a roof.)

VOICEOVER: He was my prince charming, and he was going to be my happy ever after.

(More cute scenes, eating pie in a restaurant, walking in a park, taking a pottery class, drinking wine, etc. A MYSTERIOUS WOMAN IN RED is becoming a progressively more obvious part of every shot.)

VOICEOVER: It turned out ever after was a lot sooner than I thought.

(Dramatic piano chord, CARLA stands up and the camera spins around her, she falls, shot of her in a hospital bed with ALAN beside her.)

VOICEOVER: But I refused to give up on my happy ending.

(ALAN looking stoic as a casket is lowered. As it moves out of frame we see that CARLA is watching but he can't see her.)

CARLA: Alan! Alan!

ALAN: (still in his funeral suit but looking disheaveled, walks into a bar, sits down sad at counter)

CARLA: (watches him from the door, everyone ignoring except for:)

THE MYSTERIOUS WOMAN IN RED, NIKKI: (walks in, looks right at Carla and smirks, sits down next to Alan)

VOICEOVER: Now the devil - like, the actual devil - is after my man

(cut to a shot of NIKKI in a sexy red dress and devil horns, laughing evilly)

VOICEOVER: I've got to stop the wedding before she takes his virginity and his soul forever.

(montage of dramatic scenes of NIKKI seducing ALAN, some sassy gay angels, slapstick jokes about people walking through CARLA, and finally a long shot of ALAN and NIKKI's fancy wedding)

VOICEOVER: The devil is a bitch - but she can't have my man.

THE DEVIL IS A BITCH

Starring:

MILA KUNIS as CARLA
JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE as ALAN
CHRISTINA HENDRICKS as NIKKI

Featuring:

ALAN CUMMING as REMIEL
NEIL PATRICK HARRIS as BARACHIEL

Valentines Day, 2016!